FOWL PLAY INTERACTIVE // FICTIONAL COMPANY IN AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION // NO REAL JOB APPLICATIONS
◼ FPI HUMAN RESOURCES← RETURN TO STUDIO SITE
EMPLOYEE EXPERIENCE PORTAL / TALENT ACQUISITION / OUTCOMES
AUTOMATED APPLICANT SERVICES

YOUR FUTURE
STARTS ELSEWHERE.

At Fowl Play Interactive, we value every prospective employee as an individual, uniquely qualified to receive an identical automated response.

WHY JOIN OUR TEAM?
  • Unlimited opportunities to demonstrate resilience
  • Exposure to cutting-edge rejection technology
  • Complimentary access to the office stapler*
*Stapler availability is not guaranteed. Terms apply in perpetuity.
FORM HR-404 REVISION 00.01

Application Decision Center

We have already assessed your credentials using our proprietary and entirely impartial screening system.

APPLICATION STATUSPREEMPTIVELY REJECTED
DECISION NOTICE

After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that you have not been selected. Your impressive lack of an application was not a factor.

No information is collected, submitted, or saved. This is part of a fictional promotional experience.

HUMAN RESOURCES / DIVISION OF VOLUNTARY EXPLOITATION

YOUR REJECTION HAS QUALIFIED YOU FOR PROMOTION.

Browse eight completely fictional corporate ranks, from Waitlisted Applicant to Disgraced CEO. These are optional paid monthly Patreon supporter memberships, not real jobs or application fees.

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